Dear Testosterone. You’re the manly hormone that makes me a guy. I didn’t have much of a relationship with you until I hit puberty. Then we became good friends – boy did we! You deepened my voice and gave me bigger muscles. My bones got thicker and, heck, you even increased my penis size.
Thanks for that, Testosterone, because you helped me get sporadic erections and made me a stud in the bedroom.
So what happened to you, my friend, Mr. Testosterone? You were once so abundant that I could count on getting wood. Now that I’m over 40 I don’t see you as much. My sex drive ain’t firing on all-cylinders and my muscles aren’t so big anymore!
Meet Mr. Low T
Testosterone, we had such a great relationship until I was about 40. But then you didn’t come around quite as often. And another dude made his acquaintance with me. This dude is a bit of a downer, dear testosterone. He calls himself Low T and he came with this baggage:
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Low Sex Drive
- Loss of Muscles
- Smaller Testicles
- Larger Breasts
- Diabetes type 2
- Exposure to Phtalates and Gender-Bending Chemicals
- Ongoing exposure to WiFi Radiation